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Guinness bukkake

This act is usually performed by a single female participant and several male participants(preferably Irish or of Irish dependency) It involves the placing of excrement (either directly or indirectly) upon the woman's face and then ejaculation upon the excrement 'base coat'
"What you doing this Friday?"

"oh I have a Guinness bukkake party, want to drop in?"
by lostirishguy June 19, 2013
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Guinness Baby

When you take a shit in the morning after a hard night of drinking guinness, and it's pitch black, that's the guinness baby.
Hey nigga come take a look at this guinness baby, it's blacker than your mother!
by GuinnessLover March 16, 2009
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guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.
Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!
by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018
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Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022
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Guinness fart

A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.
You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.
by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015
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Baby Guinness

A shot comprised of 1/2 Baileys or other similar irish cream liquer and Tia Maria or some other coffee liquer, presented in a layered effect to resemble a Guinness.

Pour in half a shotglass of coffee liquer of your choice, then pour the Baileys over a spoon onto the coffee liquer so it rests neatly on top, to resemble the foam head of the Guinness.
"I want another Baby Guinness shot, theyre awesome!
by Donut! February 19, 2009
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