guinness

The only beer I like.

Guinness is so great, even though I am a wine and liquor guy, I will drink this stuff!

by Booze hound January 13, 2009

guinness

The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels! But it's worth it....honest!

Jaysus! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.

by John David Dickenson January 13, 2004

Guineasaurus Rex

A guineasaurus rex is an off the boat italian american, or a guido. They usually have sex promiscuously with multiple partners in college. They enjoy saying things like "fucking skanks" and "Jaeger Bombs!" while pointing around the room.

Mike is a huge guineasaurus rex, no matter what you say.

by Cal Hacker March 3, 2009

Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Guinness Mouthwash

Defecating a thick black sticky turd into someones mouth after a night on the Guinness, before ejaculating on top of it to give the perfect creamy head

Diane couldn't wait for Steve to come back from the pub and give her a hot Guinness mouthwash

by Peas & Carrots June 1, 2018

Guinnesswine

Guinnesswine is the nectar of the gods. Able to give any mortal human the power to achieve anything they so wish

Ah mate I’m so close to the summit of Everest, best drink some Guinnesswine so I can get there

by MasterEvski November 8, 2019

Guinness

My dog she is black and she is a miniature schnauzer and she loves food. She is five when I post this.

Guinness is the cutest thing I've ever seen

by MemeWolf October 3, 2020