Grimsby Guinness

Grimsby Guinness... To piss inside your partners asshole then fuck it until you cum. She then empties her ass into a pint glass and drinks the contents.

She was thirsty so we brewed up a pint of Grimsby Guinness.

by cookie_marc November 19, 2009

Guiness

An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.

Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.

by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010

Pint of Guinness

A black Guy with Fair or white hair.

Ha, that guy looks like a pint of Guinness

by Andy-Guinness April 24, 2008

Guinness flow

when a rapper has a very long flow (refers to Guinness Book of World Records).

Chiddy Bang refers to "Guinness flow" in a song.

by wingman365 July 11, 2011

Guinness Head

1. Obvious definition: The thick creamy head is the result of the beer being mixed with nitrogen when being poured.

2. The better definition: The thick creamy but exceptionally smooth micro-foam head that sticks to your lips and requires a thorough lip licking and smile to remove.

3. The best head you can get...from a beer.

Man, that girl is like a great beer; she is domestic and imported and gives great Guinness head.

by TameAsquared October 23, 2011

Carraroe Guinness

Carraroe Guinness is a group of tough lads from the town of Carraroe. These lads aren’t to be messed with and can make the women wet.

I wish I were like the guys in Carraroe Guinness

by TTVRAPTOR69 January 14, 2020

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009