Queen of the underworld in ancient McNeliscian mythology. The most beautiful of all the goddesses! It was said that just to gaze at her could turn even a gay mortal mans member to hard rock. She was also goddess of the harvest & commanded the moon. Followers of Guerriero celebrated the first full moon after the Spring and Fall equinox. Guerriero was capable of transforming her look and appearance. One moment she could have short blond hair the next long and flaming red. Also her clothing could change magically always appearing fashionably in touch with society. Most of the time Guerriero had a sweet disposition, but once aggravated her fiery temper would flare and woe to the person who brought down her wrath! It was known that Guerriero's tongue could strike quicker than a cobra & her words could sting like a scorpion! She once made Hercules cry like a baby! The only god strong enough of mind and body to weather her fiery wrath was PMac also known as Big Paulie King of the underworld in McNelisian mythology. He was known to be the smartest and wisest of all the gods. It should also be noted that PMac was well endowed! Once PMac laid eyes upon Guerriero he could think of nothing else also his scepter swelled immensely! PMac pursued her with vigor, writing poetry in her name and making her laugh with his quick wit. PMac won the greatest prize, the heart and mind of Guerriero. PMac made Guerriero his queen and they ruled the underworld hand in hand and in perfect unity.
Modern day example - Yo my nigga I'm heading over to Cassadaga to get me one of those Guerriero amulets so my penis will stay hard when I'm banging my bitch.
by Big Paulie Mac November 4, 2013
Get the guerriero mug.When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.
Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.
Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.
Bro#1: word bro.
Bro#2: chill.
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.
Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.
Bro#1: word bro.
Bro#2: chill.
by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011
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Get the Pedro Guerrero mug.Mexican-Spanish slang for a white girl or light-haired girl. It is a jargon from Mexico that is also used by Chicanos within the United States. English-language speakers who are not familiar with the origins of Spanish words (or don't care to become educated about them) can become misinformed into believing that one culture's mumbo-jumbo is widely accepted by other Spanish-language societies. Guera (or Guero, for males) is not a word that is familiar among native-Spanish speakers from countries such as Cuba, Santo Domingo, Puerto Rico, Chile, Argentina, etc.
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The very unattractive hair that lingers on the back of the neck in many men and sometimes women. It occurs often when the person has not gotten a haircut in a while.
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The very unattractive hair that lingers on the back of the neck in many men and sometimes women. It occurs often when the person has not gotten a haircut in a while.
GROSS
Guy 1: Duuude look at the back of your neck!
Guy 2: What? There’s nothing there...
Guy 1: You’ve got some serious Guerilla warhair going on. You should get that shaved off.
Guy 2: Fuck, that’s why im such a pussy anti-magnet.
Guy 1: Yeah, you sick fuck
Guy 2: What? There’s nothing there...
Guy 1: You’ve got some serious Guerilla warhair going on. You should get that shaved off.
Guy 2: Fuck, that’s why im such a pussy anti-magnet.
Guy 1: Yeah, you sick fuck
by Rickrun January 22, 2010
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Get the guerilla mask mug.A 'Guernatron' is a heavy pills, ketamine and MDMA taker, it refers to the 'Guerning' experienced while high on pills.
See GUERNING.
See GUERNING.
by ARGoode January 26, 2009
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