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Gruntiness

Noun
A substance that causes Grunts the lowest form of Covenant in the Halo series to become powerful enough to kick the ass of anyone, including Chuck Norris.

All grunts are born with enough power to conquer the known universe, however their brains are too small and weak to unlock this potential so they are stuck as the rank-and-file troops of the Covenant armies. Gruntiness is a mighty substance that lets grunts unlock their incredible power. It equally affects all beings, so if someone took Gruntiness they would become super powerful, however, Gruntiness is so powerful that any non-grunts who absorb Gruntiness will instantly being incinerated by a surge of power. The only non-grunts known to ingest Gruntiness and live are:

Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Mr. T
Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
The girl from Serenity

The only way a non-grunt could not be instantly incinerated by Gruntiness is to jump into an active volcano and live.

An alternate way for a grunt to be imbued with Gruniness is to do the Gruntiness Dance.
Recipe for Gruntiness:

1 boiled grunt foot
1 cup of splattered grunt brains
500 cups of sugar
The captain's pipe
1 Gummy Bear
The Easter Bunny
5 cups liquid methane
1 tsp. of salt
A chocolate cell phone (as in a cell phone made of chocolate)
7 slices of bacon, one of which has been sneezed on
2 mashed Elite mandibles
1/2 cup of chopped Drone legs
500L of Coca-Cola (Must be name brand!)
1L of beer
2L of vodka
Master Chief's helmet

Put on Master Chief's helmet and mash all other ingredients in a blender. Drink resulting solution, then find the shisno and inhale the gas very slowly for 5 min. Afterwards, take a bath.

Recipe found on Gruntipedia, the Halo Humor Wiki, www.gruntipedia.com
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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grunkous

A word used to describe someone who is being a raging homosexual. Also used as a derogatory term to describe a lardass.
Damn Connor is being so grunkous right now. I just want to slap his whiney moobs.
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Grunky

"Im GrUnKy AfTeR lAsT nIgHtS nUt"
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grumkin

A grumkin is a children's fanciful monster
"In Old Nan's stories the grumkins crafted magic things that could make a wish come true. Did I wish him dead? she wondered, before she remembered she was too old to believe in grumkin."

source: George R. R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire
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grunko

someone who displays or has slut like qualities and is addicted to pills.
She is such a grunko.
I hate grunkos.
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grungie

Grungie is , to put it simply , a cross between a punk-rocker and a hippy. They listen to grunge music, like nirvana and the like.

Grunge began, in the mid 80s, with Seattle indie rock and punk like mudhoney and the Melvins, and their thoughts on life and politics becoming “popular” in the underground punk world. Nirvana brought grunge music to the forefront, and the style became popular.

As for the style its self, it was spawned by combining the styles of hippies, punks, and the mere niceties of Seattle life. The long hair and naturalist theories of hippies, and the ripped jeans and “anarchist” liberal views of punks , and the fact that Seattle is really cold made them were Flannel , creating the "grunge look".
by Guy_on_41 September 12, 2003
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Grunk

When a person gets so drunk that they switch sexual orientation until they are sober.
My gay friend Grant got grunk last night, and had a threesome with two big bosomed ladies of the night.
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