"David locked himself out of our apartment, so instead of just calling me or something like a normal person he just grugged it and smashed the door open."
by MxSelfDestruct December 3, 2020

by eck0731 June 18, 2019

Ben: Yo, did you see what Skeppy tweeted?
Jonah: Yeah he said something like grug Glrejpd Skew4gt = Lilw, crazy right!!?
Ben: FR! How could he say something like that??
Jonah: Yeah he said something like grug Glrejpd Skew4gt = Lilw, crazy right!!?
Ben: FR! How could he say something like that??
by i'm an illusion March 6, 2021

your best friend. grug lives in the drains since you were little. he talks to you. tells you not to take the meds because it makes him disappear. you need to keep listening to grug.
mother: take your meds!
you: but grug insists I mustn't, it is forbidden.
mother: who?
you: He's seen the medications in the cabinet and has grown impatient with your feeble attempts at extinguishing the voices. He wants complete and utter control and you will suffer the consequences for trying to interfere with his plans.
mother: what are you talking about?.. I think we need to raise your dosage.
grug falls silent as he's suppressed by the medication.
you: GRUG!!!
you: but grug insists I mustn't, it is forbidden.
mother: who?
you: He's seen the medications in the cabinet and has grown impatient with your feeble attempts at extinguishing the voices. He wants complete and utter control and you will suffer the consequences for trying to interfere with his plans.
mother: what are you talking about?.. I think we need to raise your dosage.
grug falls silent as he's suppressed by the medication.
you: GRUG!!!
by Tesla Tobester August 14, 2024

"Grug" is the name of high superiority genetic humans that exists upon the natural plain. The word shall be used lightly, for it is what ties the knot of human evolution. grug gang forever. grug gang for life.
by Schnitzel (Chowder, Rada Rada) April 17, 2021

by Gluzen May 10, 2025
