gruff

Gruff: (N) The prickly facial hair on a male human. Often makes a male appear more mature than he actually is. Is greatly appreciated in many cultures, and seen as an attractive "boost".

"Wow, he is really hott!"
"Of course he is... he has gruff"

by caliiii December 26, 2007

Buff Gruff

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.

Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

groffy

That first cup of coffee in the morning when one's eyes are still crusty and have not yet fully opened up to the world. Derived from the words "coffee" and "groggy" and experienced by millions of people worldwide everyday.

I seriously needed my groffy before i started listening to my boss's bullshit this morning.

by Joey Rodgers January 12, 2006

gruffnut

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus

"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"

by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006

guffy

A synonym for procrastination and lack of time or motivation to complete a task in the appropriate time.

Did you finish your paper? No, I did a guffy, but I'll finish it tomorrow!

by Azcan August 18, 2009

gruffbucking

The act of being gay whilst having a beard

Wow, that guy with the beard just ordered his coffee really effeminately.
Yeah, he was straight gruffbucking.

Did you ever see the video for Headlong by Queen? Freddie Mercury is gruffbucking all over the place.

by ironcladlou August 14, 2010

guffy

scottish slang for a pig!

instead of saying "im sweating like a pig" you would say " im sweating like a guffy!"

by sugababe May 22, 2006