A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.
Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.
Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.
Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?
Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....
I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!
Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....
I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!
by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010
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Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday
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Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?
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Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday
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A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 16, 2018
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by B@dg3r February 10, 2021
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by LOLABUNNY May 5, 2015
Get the Groundhog mug.1. One who is too sedentary to take flight; forever grounded; a flake; one who disappoints friends.
Synonyms include: wet blanket, party pooper, lameass.
2. An easy catch due to its disadvantaged evasive tactics and the groundliness of its mating habits, aka low standards.
Synonyms include: hoebag, ugly ass beez that can't do no better, loose woman.
3. A dance that visually mimics the attempted flight and subsequent failure of the groundbird. Used for both partying and mocking purposes.
All definitions are used in conjunction with Beezy.
Synonyms include: wet blanket, party pooper, lameass.
2. An easy catch due to its disadvantaged evasive tactics and the groundliness of its mating habits, aka low standards.
Synonyms include: hoebag, ugly ass beez that can't do no better, loose woman.
3. A dance that visually mimics the attempted flight and subsequent failure of the groundbird. Used for both partying and mocking purposes.
All definitions are used in conjunction with Beezy.
Beezy ain't nuthin but a groundbird.
It's fridayz, get off your ass and quit bein a muthafuckin groundbird beezy.
Yeah she'd sleep with you, beezy's a total groundbird. Cheney could shoot that shit.
"Must be Thanxxgivin cause there's hella groundbird around this party"
"Dude...That's your family"
Awww shit! He's hella fly, he's doin tha groundbird!!
It's fridayz, get off your ass and quit bein a muthafuckin groundbird beezy.
Yeah she'd sleep with you, beezy's a total groundbird. Cheney could shoot that shit.
"Must be Thanxxgivin cause there's hella groundbird around this party"
"Dude...That's your family"
Awww shit! He's hella fly, he's doin tha groundbird!!
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I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.
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