A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.
Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson April 01, 2009
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by Troll star April 27, 2018
A snarl phrase used by right wing conspiracy mongers to attempt to paint anyone in favor of children's education including anything related to the LGBTQIA community as being pedophiles.
"I think it would be great to have copies of Dad and Dads read in schools so that kids can learn that same sex couples are just as valid of parents and anyone else."
"Ok, groomer."
"Ok, groomer."
by LeftistScum June 30, 2022
Boomer groomer.
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
"My mum told me to get a credit card and just spend money to prove to the bank I can pay it back. She is such a 'Boomer groomer'."
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 21, 2025
by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022