Growing Smiles

A truly wonderful band consisting of Khadijah on drums and singing metal, Kendra rapping, Laura the country singer and Banjo player and Eva the band manager and triangle player

Normally spelt like this:
GROWING SMILES :)

THIS ISN'T A REAL BAND YOU DUMBFUCK WHY'RE YOU SEARCHING UP GROWING SMILES

by Big K Madafaka April 30, 2014

malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

Groping

groping; sex talking a person; bothering somebody by sexual gestures and body language but usually accompanied by sex talk

; a crime

You are here ordered to 20 years in state prison for your "groping" another person while at home. Another 100 years for violation of privacy fucken coward loser.

by pedaphile July 20, 2019

growing up

the realization that ones prior beliefs for the rest there life can and will not ever be possible.

Wallace gave up on music and love becuase he was growing up.

by TheCult July 16, 2008

growing up

A term female celebrities will often use as an excuse to turn into a total slut/whore/courtesan/prostitute/harlot. They usually start their careers at a young age, with a fake innocent image. When they are close to their twenties, new, unneccessarily slutty and horrendous songs and music videos will be produced. More often than not, they will be hated by the world, contrary to their beliefs that they will sell even more. What a bunch of whores.

Another excuse from them would be things such as, "im just showing my true self, the innocent me is just a fake image"
In other words, they are nothing but a pure bred prostitute.

1)Britney Spears: So like, what do you think of my new video. Like, is it gooood?
Random man: You, my good woman, are an atrocious slut.
Britney Spears: omgwtfhaxx, im just growing up!

2)Christina Aguilera: Im like, soooo going to come up with a slutty and annoying song/video, just because im growing up
Random Man: Dude, what about your vocal talents(*whisper*if you even have any*whisper*)
Christina Aguilera: Dude, screw that, im actually a whore.
*sometime after her sales go down*
Christina Aguilera: Noooo, i aint no whore, im just experimenting with my image, see, look at my new music video.

by Narzhul November 7, 2008

Growing A Mustache

Same as above, but it is supposed to be spelle Moustache

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010