Grobmaul

The use of one's penis as a club or mace to harm the elderly.

Guy 1:Dude sorry about your grandma dying.
Guy 2:It's alright.
Guy 1: How'd she go?
Guy 2: Got some viagras and gave that bitch a grobmaul.

by TreEtan March 20, 2009

Grobeds

Ugly creatures that hide under your bed and grow when dirty laundry is shoved under the bed and into their mouth. (n)

The boogeyman, the sandman, "that monster under my bed"

The grobeds ate my homework!

by Ann & Allegra June 24, 2009

Grabster

A Graphic Designer and YouTuber that hates Neumorphism the same way people hate Hitler.

Is that a black & white shadow in one image? 'boutta tag Grabster just to torture him

by Funkryon May 6, 2020

grobler effect

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies

Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.

by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021

Long Haired Grob

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.

''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''

by DonkeyDick1 July 21, 2012

grobaholic

A person who can't stop listening to Josh Groban sing. Mostly affects those known as Grobanites. Grobaholism has no cure. The only way to ease symptoms of irritability are playing his CD.

She's such a Grobaholic...she's been listening to Josh sing for 8 hours!

by Nathelle Velez November 3, 2005

gobshite

Irish slang for someone who is a complete idiot. A person who does something completely foolish and doesn't even realise it.

Yer man is a fuckin' gobshite!
He made a complete gobshite of himself by getting pissed and falling all over the place.

by etain123 July 27, 2006