The Grinch

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.

"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

Grinched

When one's heart grows multiple sizes, bursting through actual and metaphorical barriers and eliminating past grumpiness.

"My heart totally Grinched when I saw a Tweet of Nathan Fillion kissing a weensy puppy."

by skrillaknits December 16, 2009

Grinched

A person who sits next to you in a public bathroom stall to take a shit, when there are options to sit one stall away. So if there are three stalls and you are sitting in stall 1 ...the grinch would sit in stall 2, EVEN if stall 3 is open and clean.

Dude I was in the work bathroom taking a dump and David came in and totally grinched me.

by CSnyder February 10, 2010

The Grinch

A sexual act of stuffing a pine tree into the vagina or anus of another.

1. "Ill stuff up the tree" Ricky exclaimed, as he proceeded to wedge the large Christmas tree into his Melba's vagina, as if he was the Grinch himself.

by Oliver Dwyer April 7, 2008

grinching

verb: to walk up to someone, pants them, and then give them a quick lick of the crack before fleeing the scene

"Yo dawg, I wanna give Samantha a good grinching."

"Dam bb gurl u wanna get grinch'd."

by mr.hydeyowife February 11, 2019

grinch

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year

Don't be such a grinch!

by foltor September 2, 2005

grinch

to steal christmas/holiday lawn decorations, with ill-willed intent, usually done with a car

we grinched these lights, and then made a bong out of a baby Jesus we stole while we were grinching

by satanhitler November 29, 2003