The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.
The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"
by Riverbone Jackson May 31, 2018
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mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.
guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."

franz: "indeed."
by steinenhootnhollerin May 31, 2011
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When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.
Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?

Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017
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When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again
Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...
by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017
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A Grilled Cheese Pansexual is a pansexual person who dates primarily genderqueer people.
Oh yeah, Dirk? He’s a total grilled cheese pansexual.”
by rabbit consumer September 30, 2019
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Pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. It doesn't taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to take the time to cook it.
Today I got really high and I was too lazy to cook dinner, so I made a stoner grilled cheese
by After that I said... March 4, 2011
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This is when you go to a hotel with a coworker for sex during the work day. It is called this because, much like a grilled cheese sandwich it is fun, tasty, and kinda sticky, but ultimately unhealthy.
"I had a standing "grilled cheese lunch" with Tiffany in accounts every Friday, until she quit."
by t pot February 11, 2014
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