fueled by the grape

Activities that depart from a person's normal (sober) behavior that take place after consuming an overabundance of wine.

Party Goer: "Wow, what's Marshall doing over there by the DJ? Is he disco dancing....poorly like he's in some weird time warp from the 70's?"
Designated Driver: "Looks like he's been Fueled by the Grape again"
Party Goer: "Cool."

by Steve from the coast November 15, 2013

Hanging Grapes

Another way of saying you're suffering from hemorrhoids.

I'm hanging grapes over here.

by Carrion Luggage March 2, 2010

Gilbert Grape

Verb, to burn something down that is so unbearable you cannot deal with it

My mother was so fat that we couldn't remove her from the house when she died, so we Gilbert Graped her.

by MrBobbyWells May 27, 2010

Grape Smuggler

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

Come Get Your Grape Juice

an exclamatory phrase of delight, commonly used in the discovery of a partner's fetish.

Bro1: I just learned my wife of two years loves anal.
Bro2: Come get your grape juice!

by shadalabadingdong December 3, 2014

grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by DesX September 23, 2014

Grape surgery

They did surgery on a grape. Beatiful meme created by @simpledorito on instagram. It contains a grape getting surgery

Grape surgery is a grape getting surgery
Me: dad, they did surgery on a grape?
Dad: yes son. They did surgery on a grape

by Faze.yumi.v2 November 22, 2018