Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Gran Turismo 5? It's the definitive racing game of this generation! NOT FORZA
by forzasucks July 23, 2009

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
by T1mb May 3, 2013

by Shelbaybabe March 14, 2009

The real driving simulator, a fun play station game to race on tracks with high quality graphics and physics. You can play with motorsport enthusiasts and immature kids or just play by yourself. It’s main focus is competitive online racing, supported by the international governing body of motorsport. (Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile)
by wheelspeed February 23, 2021

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

A quintillion times worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your sister a mister. Use at your own risk.
A: Your mom gay.
B: Your dad lesbian.
A: Your granny tranny. Checkmate!
B: *thinking*
B: Yo gran a man.
A: *windows xp shutdown sound*
B: Your dad lesbian.
A: Your granny tranny. Checkmate!
B: *thinking*
B: Yo gran a man.
A: *windows xp shutdown sound*
by PancakeGD March 15, 2018

by Danethemane August 20, 2020
