grandad phil the girl

This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.

“Grandad Phil the girl is a disgusting rat”

by Amazing person 😜 February 11, 2022

Grandad Pocket

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'

Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!

by #justsayin' March 28, 2014

grandads rice pudding

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick

Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man

by oneball212 December 02, 2013

Black Grandad

A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)

Come on Black Grandad lets get some beersies!

by November 19, 2020

The grandad

When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee

I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.

by Domski Hudski April 24, 2021

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

ur grandad braindead

Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.

You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*

by realBuggy March 18, 2018