Gort

A Capybara.

"hey hows Gort doing?"
"pretty good"

by Ducklat September 25, 2022

Gort

The area on a circumcised penis between the head and shaft under the remaining foreskin.

My gort is so sensitive after gooning for hours.

by Sammy1230 August 26, 2024

Gorted

Dumb fantage language won't let anyone say kicked without looking like an ass so I have decided that "gorted" will serve the words purpose instead.

She gorted us out! awesome

by shuger May 30, 2018

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 1, 2024