Goot (Gootus)
noun
Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).
Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.
Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.
noun
Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).
Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.
Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.
Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).
You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.
Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?
You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.
Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?
by Jazzus June 22, 2022
Get the Goot (Gootus)mug. Greatest Of Our Time. When you think someone is the very best of our time but there have been others before them.
by P. Dough January 25, 2021
Get the GOOTmug. An old word for an imbecile or idiot. Common synonyms would be brain-dead, retarded, stupid, dumb, wally.
That guy's a right goot!
by Dictionophile February 13, 2023
Get the gootmug. adjective,
1. one who is a dopamine and pleasure and stimulation addicted goblin,
ex. one who is addicted to porn, and short-form media, and is so dependant on constant stimulation that they are unable to commit to playing a game that doesn't immediately stab a comedically large needle of dopamine directly into the player's brain.
1. one who is a dopamine and pleasure and stimulation addicted goblin,
ex. one who is addicted to porn, and short-form media, and is so dependant on constant stimulation that they are unable to commit to playing a game that doesn't immediately stab a comedically large needle of dopamine directly into the player's brain.
"hey, dude you wanna run some lethal company tonight?"
"nah that game is boring, I'm just gonna touch my willy, vape, and stimulate my dopamine receptors until I cannot take pleasure in any other part of my life."
"damn, you are a goot for real, spending your time gooting like that."
"nah that game is boring, I'm just gonna touch my willy, vape, and stimulate my dopamine receptors until I cannot take pleasure in any other part of my life."
"damn, you are a goot for real, spending your time gooting like that."
by John F kennedy the 4st February 16, 2024
Get the Gootmug. Goots is person that has developed a like of eating. A goots can be described as a picture of fitness or a fitness fanatic. Goots eat a lot.
by THE PERSON OF PEOPLE June 6, 2019
Get the Gootsmug. Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!
by silliguy May 22, 2024
Get the gootingmug. by Goot mamad August 19, 2018
Get the Gootmug.