goose

a fucking disgrace

fuck this goose

by ducklett July 12, 2021

goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!

Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk

by toast_reboot August 3, 2023

Goose

n.

A person who ruins all fun, who is uncool and generally awkward, which makes other people feel awkward around them.
As geese (the animal) are obnoxious, loud and on the whole annoying, they are the definitive anti-bro who goes against all fun-having.

Bro1: So I was rocking this one party the other night, man and bro, it was sweet. That is until Arthur showed up.
Bro2: Why, what happened, man?
Bro1: He called the cops as soon as we started playing beer-pong, we all had to run for it.
Bro2: What a goose!

by Sublime_bawt June 18, 2011

Goose

An individual who tells Lies (stories).

Mack is such a goose, he said he brought all those beers to the party?!

by The Smoke Dog November 22, 2011

goose

everything and anything

That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.

by Duph! March 2, 2010

Goose

White people.

Look at that Goose. Fucking honky's.

by Fletchskii October 13, 2011

Goose

A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.

A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?

Ben. You being a total Goose right now.
Stephen Glandsberg and Goose are synonymous.

by Z Maddy July 11, 2018