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goons

Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful forums.

These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.
Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything.
by Andrewwwkk June 2, 2010
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Chat goons

Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.

.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.

\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.

Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:

Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.
".____. \\\.______./// .____. Chat goons"
by Fashizzledizzle January 5, 2006
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Goonster

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.
"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.
by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008
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Goonass

Henry is a goonass
by Kaleb Moural May 11, 2017
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goonut

another word for Iigma.
"Oh, you got goonut? WeII.... *pees on Katy*"
by Ty the Entertainer December 5, 2018
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Goofus

A guy/girl who dedicates their life to being against anything serious.
He/she was a goofus who thought of himself/herself as Sho nuff or somebody else like Sho Nuff from either a different movie (or a living person they admired).
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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goopus

Something slimy of a servile degree, often referred as a form of exclamation.
Sam: BRO THAT SHIT GOOPUS ASH
Eliceo: Yeah no shot bro.
by kurosusucks July 10, 2021
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