gonta

a fucking gentleman.

man Gonta should of lived he was such a gentleman!

by derpderpyeetyeet November 28, 2020

goonti

An old tired bitch of a man who really needs to go to bed because it is far too deep into the AM... GOODNIGHT!

"dude, it's 6 in the morning... i've turned into a fucking goonti over here, I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED AND SO SHOULD YOU!"

by Danny Barq July 14, 2004

Goonterre

A variant of the word "Goon" used to slag general idiots, popularised by the YT.

He's an absolute fucking goonterre.

by Jackmaster September 3, 2007

Goon-worms

A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.

The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.

by Goony Pete April 28, 2010

glontamoly

A glock which is made to shoot guacamole.

Ayo hmu with the glontamoly, i wanna shoot these chips up.

by burntedtoasterr November 7, 2020

Gonta gokuhara

The best boy in danganronpa ever

Jeff "gonta gokuhara is so cool"
Josh "I agree"

by creepyendy May 11, 2021

SWEETS GOON

A sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. A sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. Sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering crap bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. It is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming "its only a sherbet dib dab!!" . Sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie bassett on heroin. Sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.

Oh man..Look at that sweets goon chasing the ice cream van

by IVOR BIGCOCK December 14, 2014