Gordified

to completely fuck something up due to mechanical stupidity. The "gordifier" is often further handicapped by having red hair and his fear of precipitation.

That second shift journeyman eating burritos gordified all his parts and must be redone.

by MrJudasIscariot December 17, 2008

goofified

In a goofy state, being goofy when trying to be serious.

I'm trying to be serious and you got me all goofified.

by Mz Moss B May 14, 2016

Goosified

To be captured, tarred, and feathered. Like a goose.

Did you see those patriots?

They goosified half our men!

by Hellbeckons September 7, 2021

goonpied

To get excessively drunk

I got so goonpied last night i crap my drawers.

by 321Taxi June 23, 2010

Glorified cockroach

A term for a person who believes that they have no obligation to help anyone in need.
Which means they would let there room mate starve to death etc. as long as they had all the food they wanted.

He's just a glorified cockroach.

by Judge dredd7 March 11, 2012

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017

gooccified

a word a fag uses to act cool.

gay guy: you got gooccified
not gay guy: you a faggot

by apple sauce man December 6, 2017