Goosed Out

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.

"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"

by There's Nothing To See Here. September 13, 2012

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

by amy henwood December 28, 2005

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

by nljames November 9, 2011

Gooled

to get fucked,
to get fucked in the ass

i went to the car dealership today and i really got gooled on the price

by bmorris86 August 25, 2008

Dun' goofed

What happens when a preteen girl uses the internet.

Jessi Slaughter dun' goofed again?

by yomommascouchagain January 12, 2011

You dun goofed

an exclamation of complete rage over ones comments on a internet video.

Your threats towards my daughter are gunna be blahblah blah billymays rapist.....
you dun goofed

by ANON@/b/ July 16, 2010

you dun goofed

A new and popular term meaning consequences will never be the same.

you can call the cyber police if this happens.

Child: DADDY!!!!11!! SOMEONE'S BULLYING ME ON THE INTERNET

Dad: -towards the internet- YOU DUN GOOFED IMA GET THE CYYYBBER POLICE AND THE GOVERMENT ON YOUR ASSES.

by Shihmale July 17, 2010