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googleporn

Google hijacking the home page of your browser and keeps itself locked in the code.
Drat. I opened IE and there's that dratted googleporn instead of my Home Page.
by SriArthur December 11, 2012
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Googleloop

Searching the internet to the answer to a question. Then you find a forum where your question has already been asked, only to find old posts of people telling people to "Google It".
When searching what video card I should use in my Mac Pro 2010, the GTX 580 or the GTX 680, I found a forum where the question had already been asked, one of the answers given to this question what to "google it".

"570/580 are better for Pro/CUDA apps than 670/680, well established fact.
Sometime with Google will help you out"

"I should say that I only found this post from Googling, just to find it says to Google it. I'm stuck in a Googleloop. Help!"
by Dj Twelvizm September 1, 2014
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Googleblock

The term ''googleblock'' first appeared in a Daily Telegraph article on the Chinese government's censorship of the Google index. The original meaning can be found on wiktionary

The term has also recently been used by to describe a writers block while googling, particularly by Irish students. In this context the term is best used to describe being unable to think of what keywords best describe what you are trying to find on google, and as a consequence finding no results.
"I can't find x on google! I'm having googleblock!"
by Killian Faughnan January 3, 2008
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Googleblock

When you open Google to search for something but then completely forget what it was you were gonna search for.
Person 1: "Ok then let's just open Google and... hey wait a sec I have no fucking clue what it was I was gonna search for."

Person 2: "Oh dear mate, you have a serious case of Googleblock."
by Drahcir14 June 19, 2008
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googlegoo

means to google up that goo. yeah..... or to kick yo momma in da nutz. yeah.... or to get kunk!
Man quit with all that googlegoo.
by joshualaneholmes February 14, 2007
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Googleloop

A Googleloop is a endless trail of crumbs you follow when trying to report a broken link in Google, or some similar simple task complicated by by the placment of seeming endless instructions to solve some other simple problem that has been amassed in a Goliath cyst of links to nowhere.
"I tried to respond to the Google request but got stuck for hours in their Googleloop, then gave. Is there no quality control in their planning."
by citzen-detainee November 2, 2012
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Googledotted

Like being Slashdotted only the traffic is from Google, usually when they've adapted their logo to celebrate a special day (like Van Gogh's birthday).

But should it be spelt with an initial capital or not?
Artist Vincent van Gogh was born in the Netherlands March 30, 1853, and today Google celebrates his birthday with a special logo. As usual, the top-ranked site for the search result the logo links to is completely googledotted.
by anycon April 4, 2005
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