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Goodbye text 

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.
I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text
Goodbye text by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016

goodbye necktie 

A noose or slipknot,used for suicidal purposes.
I'm Valentine's Day, I plan on wearing my goodbye necktie, to show my ex girlfriend that I still love her.
goodbye necktie by lobonightshade February 25, 2017

Goodbye Loser 

Goodbye Loser is used when a Pro beats a noob, Some common synonyms are Haha, That's what you get for messing with a pro.
Pro: You are the dumbest noob on earth, Goodbye Loser!
Noob: waaaaaaaaaaaa

Goodbye Piss 

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.
Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."
Goodbye Piss by carpetedlime June 7, 2021

Goodbye Sober Day 

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day

Goodbye hit 

A customary ritual observed among cannabis enthusiasts entails a shared act between the host and the departing individual, wherein both partake in the inhalation from the vaping device prior to the guest's departure from the residence.
Before heading out the door, Alex reminded everyone that it was tradition to share a goodbye hit to properly conclude the evening.
Goodbye hit by Jaheso November 27, 2024