Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

by The Commadore August 17, 2008

Pulling a goalie

To ejaculate inside a women's vagina.

"You're pregnant! I didn't know you were letting him pull a goalie!"

"He's been pulling a goalie for three months now"

by Hellohunnybees March 7, 2011

Goalie Slut

a goalie, normally in hockey who lets in alot of goals

"he/she lets everybody score"

Sam: hows ur goalie

Mac: hes a slut

Sam: I hate when i get goalie sluts

or...

AND HE SCORES #29 SCORES AGAIN

#29: fucking goalie slut

by goalielover January 25, 2010

pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

by Dan May 11, 2003

Pull The Goalie

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

Pull the goalie

When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".

There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!

by sparks40 October 8, 2009