glisterphain

The Active ingredient in most kittens. Glisterphain is what allows kittens to be immensely cute in every way form and matter.Glisterphain is located in a kittens Medula Oblengata.

(Not for human consumption)
If Consumed By a Human Side Effects may Include:
Euphoria,Spouting 2 pointy ears and a tail, schizophrenia, ADD, ADHD,Turrets, Extreme swelling of the testicals or ovarys, Growth of an extra nose,Forgetting Your Language and only knowing how to say "meow", And Random Pregnancies of premature cat fetus's.

"Hey man wanna go extract some Glisterphain from kitten brains?"

Guy 1: "Dude last night i drank a full bottle of glysterphain and now the doctor says theres kitten fetus's inside of me" Guy 2: "wow...your dumb"

Parents: "Son why have you grown two pointy ears?"
Guy: No reason....leave me alone!
Parents: "We know you have been drinking glysterphain"
Guy: .....:(

by Danluke Shedelhardt December 11, 2007

gloser

Not just a regular loser, but a fakin-g loser.

He's not just a loser, he's a gloser!

by beesyboo April 13, 2011

Glasterfucked

Being in a clusterfuck and drunk, but better.
A situation that is totally fucked up, and you are drunk.

This hospital is a total glasterfuck after the bar.

We were totally glasterfucked, when we found bob fighting on sleds.

by bearfrost8311 December 26, 2011

Glooter

Physiotherapist, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu purple belt, Philanthropist and world wide adventurer extraordinaire. A fuckin glooter.

So quit draxting my slkonce, you fricken glooter.

by Smart boi. January 12, 2020

Ghoster

Someone who regularly disappears whilst messaging. May see messages then not reply.

Kyle- Isn't Olivia such a ghoster we are always left alone. Thomas- Yea you know If she didn't do this and actually talked to me then I may like her.

by Thomas Mccambley April 19, 2020

glister

glister is definitely fucking your girlfriend

biggest hustler you know

Damn glister hit my girl again

by ganglaw November 22, 2021

Glister

Usually someone names Sophie’s surname

Is your name Sophie Glister?

by Me6728920229 November 24, 2021