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Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
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gistel

aw MATE YOUR A GISTEL
look at the gistel on that!

hung like a gistel
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glissando

Usually marked by a squiggly line in the music, a glissando is an effect in which a musician makes one note 'slide' into another.
A trombone player performs a glissando by moving the slide without tonguing.

A piano player performs a gliss by dragging his or her fingers along the keys.

A harpist drags his or her fingers along the strings on a harp to glissando.

A guitarist will pluck a note, and while the string is still vibrating, he or she will slide their finger along the neck.

A string player glisses similarly to a guitarist, but instead of plucking they will play a note with their bow.

A brass player that isn't a trombonist or a woodwind player will simply play a chromatic scale between the two notes.
by aflatharmonicminor May 19, 2014
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glitch bitch

this bitch antisepticeye who thinks its a good idea to ruin peoples lives
glitch bitch back at it again

glitch bitch is here to kill us all
by hjgjgjfjjf August 3, 2017
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Money glitch

A type of glitch that makes the player earn a lot of currency in video games that have virtual currency.
by GameMemeExplainer May 6, 2018
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Hurricane Glester

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.
by DaPacman March 2, 2009
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gistro

A word used to describe or refer to a thong. Primarily used within the Puerto Rican community.

(gee-stro)
Oh look! You can see her gistro.
by Rafael Carino August 28, 2005
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