Glarbtron

Glarbton is everything and nothing. It is the universal pronoun from which life originated out of the depths of the primordial soup which blanketed the infant earth. It is not uncommon for one to struggle with the meaning of glarbtron, for asking "what is the meaning of glarbtron" is like asking "what is the meaning of life?"

See also, coin

"Glarbtron!"

"I had an interesting glarbtron the other day. I was walking through the park when a man claiming to be Archimedes Frisbee glarbtronned the shit out of me. He was riding a brown, glarbtron-shaped bicycle with children for wheels."

"My day was Glarbtorious! How was yours?"

by Dice K. McBonescene February 17, 2008

Geeard Way

The Sassy Master Queen

Omg Becky look at Beyonce shes such a wannabe Geeard Way

by Xx frerard is real xX March 16, 2017

Gear 5

One of the greatest transformations in fiction history, all done by Monkey D. Luffy, from the 'One Piece series'.

Dont miss the day of August 6, 2023 when the transformation gets animated.

"Okay so now shift the car into Fifth Gear"
"Gear 5!?!?!? You watch One Piece???"
*crashes the car*

by #1 Octane Main August 5, 2023

top geared

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.

P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!

by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012

Top Gear

A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!

From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

by Don T October 15, 2006

gbear

A man who is as cool as a g, yet as lovable as a teddybear. This person is the object of every woman's desires and men wish they could be like him. When you see this person you just want to hug him because he is so cuddly.

He's looking so fly, like a gbear.

by pacman89 November 24, 2010

morale gear

Noun. Coined by the U.S. Coast Guard, refers to any female, particularly ones stationed on cutters, who are scandalous by nature and promiscuous with the male enlisted. As for civilian morale gear, these are females who make it a point to be sexually involved with male enlisted U.S.C.G.'s, even "making rounds through the unit". The better the morale gear the higher the rate. MG3 is sub-par. MG2 is good. MG1 is smokin' hot.

GM2 Johnson is hooking up with some morale gear, nasty MG3, she's been with half the crew already.

by USS Lady Red September 9, 2007