can i get a rip in the chat

When someone out of a group gets roasted

Person: you look like a burnt rat
Me: can i get a rip in the chat

by shadeyt November 7, 2018

Can't Get Past the 1st Level

The pinnacle of n00bishness, usually found in people who blame video games for violence. Or it could be Dark Souls, and just rage quit every time, and then burn your console on a spike.

I can't get past the 1st level of this game, why is it so hard!

by Random Gamer 1321 July 29, 2014

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"
wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"
wife: "I think I broke my hip."
husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"

by Bill2455 December 23, 2005

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

Can I get a rip in the chat

Used when someone has taken an L.

Requis- “Ah titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-“Can I get a rip in the chat”

by Half eaten bottle of mustard May 10, 2018

can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

by ratm fiend June 6, 2005

can I get a piece

slang for "can i fuck you please?"

damn shes hot, i wonder if i can get a piece?

by p c April 26, 2004