A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)
Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!
Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!
Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.
by Uncentient August 24, 2022
Get the Gertsmug. by Matt Abe November 25, 2009
Get the gert gerhuner burgersmug. A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game
She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.
by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022
Get the Gertmug. a verb, meaning to scrape/clean a jar or bowl with a rubber spatula or other utensil, to the point that there is nothing observable remaining
by Ms.Landry July 6, 2019
Get the gertmug. An amazing person with a great personality, but has a sensitive heart and he easaly gives his heart away and gets hurt, he expects alot of a person and that is their downfall. He tries his best to make people laugh when he himself is badly hurt inside
by BabyDaddy01 November 22, 2021
Get the Gert Christoffle Vermaakmug. 'Danish'
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
Get the Gertmug.