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German: a German man who’s speaks German and born in Germany and named German. Raised by German parents and loved by his german siblings and German friends. Grew up in a German town and went to a German school. Went to a German college and graduated with a masters degree in German. Met his German wife at a German restaurant. Later married his German wife at a German church. Went to Berlin,Germany for their honeymoon. Years later they had 3 German children who were all born in a German hospital and spoke fluent German. Their German kids went to a German school and went to live the German legacy for the German family. They gave German his German grandchildren. Later on German died at a German hospital and the funeral was held in a German funeral home. He was buried in a German cemetery next to his German wife and German ancestors. As his German family in cried in German. Live long German.
Person 1: how’s German?
Person 2: German is great he’s living his German life with his German family!
German by German the German October 9, 2022
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derogatory term used for Puerto Ricans; usually heard in parts of the East Coast.
Fuck that german.
German by DripDrop5555 May 13, 2011
1. A member of the Germanic people who probably originated in Jutland and the southwest shores of the baltic sea.

2. (in movies) An aggressive and bloodthirsty being, clad in an easily recognizable gray or black uniform. Germans destroy all life in front of them and take particular delight in the deaths of bolsheviks, jews and frenchmen. The life cycle of Germans is split into two distinct phases: In the first phase, Germans will spread aggressively in all directions with considerable speed. During this phase German language consists primarily of short words and phrases like "los!", "hände hoch!" and "achtung!" (preferably shouted). In the second phase (usually after exposure to some Allied hero or partizan) they die in thousands, and their once powerful-sounding language degenerates into unintelligible screams of surprise and pain.
1. Hans is a German, and thus a member of the Germanic people

2. Achtung! ALARM! YEARRGHHH!
German by Tmina April 8, 2006
1.someone who is born or is from Germany
2. Most germans have blonde hair (so do I)
im german and im from germany and they are not nazi's!
jeez people that call germans are so racist.
german by Summer123 July 22, 2007
1. A man named German (pronounced Herman) is a sweet warm alnd loving man. He cares deeply about people and the well being of his family and friends. He works hard at everything he does.

2. He is very carismatic and will alwas grab the attention of a room. He loves to dance and to laugh. He is everyones friend.
3. He is always on!

4. Great kisser!
Wow, German is really on fire tonight. Look at him move!
German by sassy6 February 3, 2010
A Mexican name, he is the most sweetest and cutest guy ever, very funny, very trustworthy and cool, has awesome dark, brown, redish hair cares for family and friends, has the biggest dick, he's very romantic, master of numerous sex positions, best in bed, likes to cuddle a lot
Have you meet German before? Yeah he's an awesome guy
German by Jburton March 9, 2015