True Geordie

Someone who likes having someone shit on their chest and cuck them.

he's a right dirty twat, loves having birds do a true geordie on him.

by Grimesy August 19, 2019

You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

geodumping

The act of finding a geocache and taking a shit in it.

After using his handheld GPS locator for hours, the boy scout was disappointed to discover he was a victim of a geodumping.

by TacoSaladDay October 11, 2005

Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Geordie Shandy

A bottle of Newcastle brown and a bottle of WKD = not so dreamy headache in the morning!

"Wai ai mon' one geordie shandy please!

dreamy."

by k8m8 April 18, 2007

Geordana

A truely talented person, very wise and always in control. Down to earth, artistic and extremely loyal. Not someone to be messed with, can be very stubborn but it's usually because they are right. Extremely fun to be around and constantly a joker. This is a person you want to be friends with.

"You were rocking it hard like Geordana"

by Rex McNally February 4, 2010

geordie

Usually a person who believes they are from the city of Newcastle but are infact from outlining areas such as Gateshead, Hexham and the like. These 'plastic' Geordies tend to believe they are at the top of the social scale but are in fact in the middle of the social security benefit queue. Often found in Netto or more notably Greggs upon where they feed they offspring large quantities of baked pastry goods, children are usually christened "Keegen" or "Bobby" or "Alan" regardless of their sex, this is due to their Mother and Fathers (and in many cases 'Uncle Steve' and Uncle "Jeff" and 'wor Bobbies da") lifelong devotion to Newcastle United, despite never actually being anywhere near the stadium, but the 9 kids are dressed head to foot in Black and White replica kit 7 days a week.

"Hov corse ham a Geordie man like man, me da used ta drink Broon Ale and me ma uste te werk in Fennnikks man"

by Mr.Mackem January 13, 2006