A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).
by Callyroadmouse January 19, 2011
He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.
by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
refering to a (pass) mark in British universities. In Cockney Rhyming Slang a 'First' is called a Geoff Hurst; England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup (football) final. See also Desmond, and Thora Hird
by mrtopbloke February 7, 2005
When someone passes a super-cashed bowl (generally a water-pipe, but occasionally a regular pipe) which has long since been rendered unsmokeable. This usually happens because the "Geoff" involved doesn't want to have to load the next one. Origins: Central New Mexico.
"Dude, what the hell was that about? There was NOTHING in there?!"
"Oh, man, sorry. That was a Geoff Bowl."
"Oh, man, sorry. That was a Geoff Bowl."
by fourtwenty twentyfour seven April 14, 2010
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by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006