Geneseo IL

Geneseo is a small town of about 6,000 people. Most outsiders believe that it is just a rich stuck up town, but in reality, it is full of drugs. Football is huge and if you don't like it, consider yourself an outsider. Geneseo is also very diverse. There are VERY rich people and then there are people who live in the trailer park. Back to the drugs, most parents are completely oblivious to the use in the town, when 90% of the student body at the high school has used or abused some sort of drug. I guess you should never judge a book by it's cover.

We are GREEN MACHINE! -Geneseo IL

by perfect? naaah August 1, 2012

face genius

The nickname "Face Genius" was given to Kim Seok-Jin of BTS by Korean netizens in 2015. Since that he keeps being selected as the "Face Genius" of South Korea every year. Korean netizens participate in the votings (for example Airang TV voting). Kim Seok-Jin also got complimented as the "Face Genius" after a pictorial editor of the Dicon magazine revealed that his pictures don't need any editing. BTS members as well selected him as the "Face Genius" of the group in 2021.

"Jin is the real face genius!"

by knowerwisdow June 28, 2021

Genius Brain

To be a smart ass

Also Youtuber DavidSo's podcast

Genius Brain is Always using sarcasm, stating the obvious, etc.

by Acelus April 13, 2019

Operation Genesis

Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis (JPOG) is possibly the best build-a-zoo game and the best Jurassic Park game ever made. Players have to create their own version of Jurassic Park by extracting dinosaur DNA from fossils and amber, build hatcheries, fences, amenities, tourist attractions and maintain the park's security in order to achieve the goal: build a five-star theme park. Also includes a series of challenges which, upon completion, unlocks 'Site B', allows you to do everything else you could do in the game except there are no financial limits or tourists.

I love feeding Gallimimus to my T-rexes in Operation Genesis. Sometimes I release the velociraptors and watch them devour my tourists.

by yoursisterlickedmyballs September 2, 2013

meme genius

a Meme genius is someone who believes everything they read on social media. They are usually anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, alien conspiracy , 9/11 truthers, religious nuts, Alex Jones fans, communists etc. . Outside of social media they are probably the dumbest people you have met, the kind of person who never finished high school or can’t seem to hold a job for more then a week

Fred is real meme genius he believes that’s aliens perpetuated 9/11 to keep the truth of vaccines from the public

by Lostjax January 5, 2019

Genesis 1:12

Marijuana, aka grass, herb, etc. Take from the same bible passage "And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind; and God saw that it was good."

I was supposed to go to church, but I stayed home and studied Genesis 1:12 instead.

by thegreatdelmonte June 11, 2013

Genius Bar

Apple's tech support station located in every Apple Store. Their specialties include:
- Run by minimum wage earning 18 year olds.
- Knows how to open Apple products and check the water damage indicators.

- If water damage indicators turn pink they charge you $1200 for a new motherboard and display. If not, they cannot fix the problem and they recommend you buy a new $2000 Macbook.

Customer: My Iphone X’s back glass is broken can you fix it?
Genius: Sure! I’ll be right back.
Genius: Unfortunately, we have to replace the entire motherboard, charging port, and camera because we fused the back glass to it.

Customer: Huh? Why did you guys design your phones in such a stupid way?
Genius: Because fuck you that’s why. Oh, and the repair will be $500 + Tax.

Customer: Well, I can’t be seen holding a cracked Iphone in front of my 3 friends so I must have the repair.

- Genius Bar staff

by Squag tentacles November 25, 2018