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Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad
by rockthisway December 15, 2016
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When you’re so geeked you get a boner
Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro
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Brexit geezer

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old.
HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME
The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country.
The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man."
THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES
Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc.

A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY
Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen."
A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY
We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons.
PROS
• Good old chap
• Always has time for a pint
• Passionate (about their favourite football team).
• Proud (of their country).
CONS
• Racist
• Homophobic
• Sleezy
• Scruffy
• Slob
• Lazy
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS"
1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer"
2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one
3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance
4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
"I'm married to a Brexit Geezer, he's lovely!"
by rosepetalsx September 22, 2023
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geeked

Mind totally blown from excessive use of an upper (cocaine,crystal)
Man I got geeked last night.
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Geezer

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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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gees

Aussie slang for 'look'.
"Give that ass a geeze fellas."
by Shyjinx22 February 3, 2012
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