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Geese Uh? 

When a flock of geese block out the sun and your only remark is :Geese Uh?
Friend 1: Yo what is that blackness in the sky.

Friend 2: Geese uh?

Geese Lightning 

A slang name for somebody who experiences road rage and thus frequently honks at other people and drivers.

*(Derived from Greese Lightning, the name of the car in the 1978 film Greece.)
1: "Get off the road!" *beeps horn* *Honk, honk, honk
2: Calm down Geese Lightning!

Geese Baseball 

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.
Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.

feed the geese 

V: The act of masturbating.
Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!
feed the geese by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

chasing geese 

This term means to go smoke weed. It is greatly popular because you can use this term freely in front of parents or anyone out of the loop. This term invented by these two legendary people.....ogay
person 1: nigga lets go chase some geese afta skoo
person 2: chasing geese? what nigga
person 1: shit nigga you a cop?
chasing geese by jjmc January 17, 2009

Feeding the Geese 

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese