gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003

gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

by Jeremy November 13, 2003

Gaydar

A person's ability to tell if a person is gay/homosexual/flamer etc.

Bob - "Man, I swear that guy's gay."

Jose - "He's gay, my gaydar is really good, and your friend steve is also gay."

by b W i t September 21, 2005

gaymaker

An extremely devastating boxing strike which, if it hits, renders your opponent a homosexual

Yo man you don't wanna fuck with me, I'll hit you with my gaymaker, you'll turn into a faggot!

by Wagdar March 29, 2009

gaymer

a person who plays videogames, and is also homosexual

damn, that man is a gaymer

by LittleWeebChild March 30, 2021

Gaydar

A person's ability to sense the homosexuality in another.

"Seriously. My gaydar goes off when he's near."

by chineeeeeeeeese April 27, 2009

Video gaymer

Anyone who prioritizes video games over real life. One who will turn down sex for gaming and usually has more online gaming friends than real friends.

Bob is such a video gaymer he only leaves his house for lubricant and gaming accessories.

He is such a video gaymer, he still lives with his mom. Maybe if a game comes out that requires a sexual interface he will finally get lucky.

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010