Gaydar

The ability/skill to detect homosexual tendencies or traits in regular, heterosexual looking people.

Ex. 1
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken.


Ex. 2

Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!

Ex. 3

Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.

by Dipset11388 January 16, 2009

atl-trained gaydar

The advantage of growing up in Atlanta around gays.

The ability to spot and identify any gay man or woman, undercover or flaming.

Me: "is that one gay Jen?"
JVu: "My atl-trained gaydar tells me you are correct!"
Me: "Daaang that atl-trained gaydar never fails huh?!"

by Trangalang2202 October 24, 2011

Gayfaceatronacism

A form of art, involving the complete lack of knowledge of what you are doing, and the colour red. It was first created by artist Jarred Mack, while doing a speech on current forms of art.

N. Gayfaceatronistic

This artwork uses the style of Gayfaceatronacism. That was created by Jarred Mack.

by Jarred Mack March 20, 2005

Gayback

Space in the back of most vans and SUVs behind the last seat(s). When travelling with too many passengers, this place is reserved for anyone who has done something to annoy or anger the group (or for whoever has the least authority).

"Beeps decided to mouth off to the driver so he has to sit in the gayback."

by Fatts58 October 24, 2006

Gaydar

(gay & radar), having a sense or feeling that someone is homosexual, esp. as a 1st impression.

Turn on Gaydar & tell me if its true or not.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Gayday

A time when you are only gay for the day, but the rest of the time you are straight. A term mostly used as an excuse to be accepted even though this isn't 2012 and all gays are accepted.

Hey man I thought you were straight?

Nah man today is just my Gayday.

by theEMOrejectedmeme October 17, 2017

Gaydar

A human mechanizem that passes information through feelings or senses that notifies them that there is a homosexual in close proximity .

I walked into an unfamiliar club and my Gaydar was going crazy

by R choice June 4, 2017