Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <

by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008

Gastonisize

To unfairly villainize or otherwise cast someone in a dark light.

To Gastonisize
Gastonisized
Gastonisizing

Heath chose not to share his TV with his roommate. His roommate got upset and immediately gastonisized him.

by Eekmin September 13, 2014

Gaston Empire

Gaston empire on top bitch

Gaston empire on top

by Geontop February 15, 2021

Gaston Challenge

When your significant other agrees to give you on demand blow jobs for a month straight for attaining a set goal. Upon finishing, the significant other will have a chiseled jaw like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast from all the effort.

Yo! My girl said she would go for the Gaston Challenge if I lost 20lbs!

by Big Reox February 19, 2021

Gastonia

A level 6 slur in the Dinopedia Wiki. It means to call someone horny.

Dinopedian: SHUT UP, YOU GASTONIA!
(everyone gasps)
Everyone: HOW COULD YOU SAY THE MOST OFFENSIVE SLUR WITHOUT A PASS!?!?!?

by David(BFDI) August 2, 2023

Lianna Gaston

Lianna Gaston is a very smart, loving, and beautiful girl. One of the best friends to have. She has the cutest and most butterfly giving smile you’ll ever seen, Lianna Gaston can give you the best hugs or kisses, and is very comforting towards you if you’re close with Lianna. She’ll always listen to you if you have stuff to say. One downfall is that some people tend to take advantage of her sometimes or use her. Lianna also has a loving for grunge, alternative, and scene style. Don’t make Lianna Gaston mad or upset, because she could kick your ass if she wanted to. Guys, if you ever have Lianna Gaston as your girlfriend, never leave her because she’s the one to always be with you and talk to you, never leave you, make you happy, and always have the plans and dates for you guys. She can also have a habit of moaning or making sexual jokes 24/7, but can also but uncomfortable from it. Lianna is really good at winning fights or arguments between her enemies or people she hates, and she’ll always defend you or stand up for you if you’re in bad situation. So if you know and care a lot for Lianna Gaston, make sure that she knows and don't ever take her for granted because she'll be the greatest thing that will ever happen to you.

Jude: Omg look is Lianna Gaston the emo!

Luke: Come on dude don’t be a simp.
Jaden: Wow she’s smoking hot bro!

by kiekiehehe May 17, 2022

gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick

'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'

by SushiB March 9, 2013