Granskog

When trying to pick up women telling them that the people you live with are your roomates when they are really your parents.

Hey how did it go with that girl you met at the bar? Ohhh I Granskog'd her and she came back to my place. You should have seen the look on her face when my mom came in my room to pick up the dirtly laundry the next morning.

by Michael Granskog August 20, 2010

Garanatone

1. Gross
2. Nasty
3. Disturbing

Jacob: bro i feel sick..... I think im gonna puke!
John: bro thats some garanatone shit!
Jacob: whats geronatone?
John: Geronatone is something thats nasty as hell

by Tittyman_66 June 17, 2016

grans

1. Underwear usually worn by my grandma
2. Underwear that contains an old saggy ass
3. Usually sported by Eliza
4. Underwear your mother buys you when she thinks you are still a good gurl

I was unbuttoning her jeans, when all of a sudden her grans were exposed, I ran like the wind!

by Kelexa January 28, 2008

garuns

Pronounced: GA-RUNS
A shortend version of garunteed, used when something is really good. Can also be a replacement for any word, used because you feel like saying GARUNS!
Mostly used by chavs/townies/nutters/jesus

Example 1-
Man: Check this out... *Points at something really fantasmic* (see fantasmic)

Jesus: ah Garuns!

Example 2- (when you just feel like saying garuns)

Jesus: Oi you! Check out the size of my garuns!

Man: Garuns!

by poopa April 27, 2006

M-1 Garand

The rifle that the American army adopted in 1936. It was chambered in .30-06 (which is equivalent to 7.62). It was a clip fed rifle, each clip had 8 bullets and it had a distinctive sound when ammo ran out making a "pling". It was air cooled, shoulder fired like any other rifle at the time, and it had a semi automatic capability (it was possible to make it automatic, from Band of Brothers (book) ). It saw action in World War II and Korea until it was replaced by the M14, which is a Garand with a magazine.

When the U.S. joined the war the many looked at the M1 in awe.

Kraut:Damn the M1 pwns, I want one omg.

Johnny unloaded his M1 on the Japanese making the "pling".

by Bisinski, no im not russian nor a communist bastard July 27, 2004

Guaransheed

Same meaning as guaranteed, coined by and referring to Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons.

"Rasheed Wallace guaransheeds the Pistons will win tonight"
"I guaransheed I can make this three"
"I will tap that ass, guaransheed"

by KG2001 August 4, 2008

garanagutang

1 - Solving problems of epic proportions using creative techniques.
2 - The philosophy of acting on one's instincts to develop out of the box solutions.

That problem has plagued us for centuries; we have tried all practical solutions. I think it's time for a garanagutang approach

by Artful Dodger III October 9, 2009