Gage

Gage is a dumbass who has a small dick. He says it is big, but really it is 0.0001 CM long. They say that the docters could not tell if he was a girl or boy.

Gage: Small dick

by GhostMan282 June 3, 2018

Gage

An insensitive jerk who will lead you on but never really cares about you.
Selfish, annoying, deceiving, a player.
He acts like he loves you so he can find out how to mess with your head, that way he can get you to love him whenever he's single.

girl 1: Guess what, I'm dating Gage!
girl 2: He just dumped me yesterday, how did he move on already?
girl 3: That's just how he is. Gage loves playing with girls' hearts.

by i hate gage July 13, 2011

Gage

HE IS SMOKING HOT. ( and maybe a bit of pot😉)

Jeff:Gage is so hot
Ken: He also smokes pot

by Your Overlooker November 8, 2020

Gage

Gage is a lovely and funny, amazing GIRL!!! SHE is independent, persistent, generous, and a wonderful dance partner. She always right, and everyone agrees:) She is a very loyal friend and creative, and always had unique outlooks.

Me: "I love talking to Gage."
Gage: "I know."
Me: "It's because you're always right! :)"
Gage: "O'Reilly's tmrw?"
Me: "Right again!"

by violetb November 10, 2022

Gage

Literal goblin

Bruh gage just became a loot goblin

by Shloot goblin May 9, 2021

Gage

A super Smart person and if you ever come across a “Gage” you want to be friends with him he thinks he is kinda ugly but in reality he’s a pretty handsome guy, he probably has a lot of friends, and he is super loyal too.

Girl 1: Omg Gage is so cute
Girl 2: That’s what i love you was thinking Gurrllllll

by Gageisgod December 16, 2022

Gage

Gage is a very tall, cute, boy who is sometimes sweet, nice, caring, and everything a girl would want. Gage is none of those though . He is a very rude boy who leads girls, and his girlfriends on and lies to them saying he won't hurt them but does anyways. Over all gage is a very athletic boy but a man hoe

Gage is a heartbreaker

by Superchick1 April 18, 2019