Gabe

Everything positive

Wow, Stephen is such a Gabe.

by mackattack415 November 07, 2009

GABE

Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.

Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)

by turtle-tot October 24, 2018

Gabe

Gabe is a guy that gets a girl and looses her but gets her back later his eyes are brown and so is his hair gabe's are very rare to find.

Gabe's girl:omg I'm so happy gabe is my boyfriend

Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-

Gabe:hey babe

by lovemybfSOMUCH September 29, 2017

gabe

Gabe's are Always On, even when you don't want them to be. They're incredibly driven in all of their artistic pursuits. Definitely a moocher, a lover of food if you will. They tend to have commitment issues, and normally jump from one relationship into the next, until they find the perfect Teet. They are wizards at improv comedy and songwriting, and can write you a ballad of greatness that mostly pertains to bars, half-lit cigarettes, and best friends. Always the life of the party with a guitar in one hand and a Shocktop in the other. Has never shaved his pubes, but no one seems to mind. You'd like them.

"Oh great, Gabe's got the guitar. I'm going out for a cigarette."

by Marko Adriel Munoz April 04, 2017

Gabing

The act of constantly being on social media and/or posting excessively often.

John was gabing last night, when he was on his cell updating his status all night.

by A Friend 1001001 October 07, 2011

Gabe

Slang for the word butthole. Not used often but a very powerful insult. A Gabe can be referred to as a 𝓬𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮. A person who calls you a “Gabe” intends on crushing your spirits.

1: Ugh! Henry you’re acting like a Gabe!
2: Person one: You know what… you’re such a GABE
Person two: IM GONNA CRY.

3: You smell like a gabe that hasn’t been washed since last March…

by Skrttoesfordinner June 26, 2021

gabing

Being unable to grow pubic hair and lack of puberty.

YOUR LITERALLY GABING SHUT THE FUCK UP

by wlopolka 2873 February 09, 2022