Skip to main content
To wake up laggy, confused, befuddled. Short for groggy, but has to be said abruptly in croaky voice. Strictly only said upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form
(Wakes up, looks befuddled, yawns, blurry eyes, hair in face, sometimes sweating)
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog
Grog by dicksonairy June 25, 2024
Related Words
grog grogan groggle grogu groggy grogging groggers grognard grog bog grogen
To wake up laggy, confused, dazed, befuddled. Usually said abruptly upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form.
Tends to include having blurry eyes, hair in face, yawning, croak, sometimes sweating.
Person 1: *sighs and groans* Grog.
Person 2: *in unison* Grog.
Grog by dicksonairy June 25, 2024
A state of extreme grogginess characterized by uncontrollable yawning, slowed movements, and an unusual tendency to giggle due to overwhelming tiredness
After pulling an all-nighter, I was so grog that I couldn’t stop laughing and yawning at the simplest things
Grog by gwenski March 22, 2025
A male dog over the age of two
I was going to take our smelly grog out for a walk.
Grog by Germ master May 13, 2025

Grog Dog 

An opportunistic female who lingers around bars flirting and preying on unsuspecting men with the specific and sole intent of scoring free alcohol. They can either operate in packs or as lone wolves.
If we're hoping to pick up, we should stay away from that bar. It's full of grog dogs.
Grog Dog by elz dot com January 10, 2015

grog bog 

A steaming turd produced by a hard night on the cans and curry or kebabs. Grog bogs occur the day after any given night where alcohol has been consumed to excessive levels. It is a foul, black, hot, sticky and large poo or series of poo's that are an essential part of the body's detox process
"hey mate, i let fly a couple of grog bogs at work this morning, man they were violent, i'm glad i got all that seedy $7 oxford street curry and those 23 schooners out of my system, im as right as rain now"
grog bog by storkman January 17, 2008