Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

by Declan D February 21, 2019

Grandma

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.

Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.

by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019

Grandma

The woman you should push down the stairs

“Grandma Billy’s coming!”

by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019

Grandma

The poopests of poops

I have I had grandma in diaper

by Colman 54 January 26, 2020

grandma

that lady you pushed down the stairs five months ago

mom: hey wheres grandma
you: stop giving me guilt

by guy who hates school February 27, 2020

Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Grandma

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday

My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!

by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020