Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

Grandma by Declan D February 21, 2019

A person who can either be really sweet and kind and make cookies or has a big old truck and with age comes sass.

Dave: have you seen mikes grandma?
Jack: yeah the one with the blue sparkly truck is pretty cool.

Grandma by YeEtY bOi September 24, 2019

The woman you should push down the stairs

“Grandma Billy’s coming!”

Grandma by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019

The poopests of poops

I have I had grandma in diaper

Grandma by Colman 54 January 26, 2020

grandma

that lady you pushed down the stairs five months ago

mom: hey wheres grandma
you: stop giving me guilt

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall

Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday

My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!