Gorted

Dumb fantage language won't let anyone say kicked without looking like an ass so I have decided that "gorted" will serve the words purpose instead.

She gorted us out! awesome

by shuger May 30, 2018

Gort n' Gop

When you sever the left big toe and the right pinky toe of a individual who you strongly dislike, and surgically reattaching them to the opposite side. Also a dish best served with a chocolate drizzle.

Becky is so rude! I'm gonna give her the ole gort n' gop.
I'm hungry, I think I want a gort n' gop

by sodagutshat May 1, 2024

Gort

The act of scquimping on the spoug𝛜s

Jakobi gorts everytime he watches Rick and Morty

by luqucavious1234 October 19, 2023

Gorting

The act of being secretly gay and annoying simultaneously. Commonly seen in those named Gerald.

Gerald was gorting last night I caught him starring at me

by Kitty Kage June 9, 2023