Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022

Gooted

A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".

I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".

by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008

goofdukie

When you get really hammered, and the next thing you know you make a pass at your best friend. Next thing you know you're shaving each other naked

I hope things between Maria and I aren't awkward after last nights goofdukie...

by Thaas34 May 2, 2014

gooped

incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed

slang originating in the world of drag

When Naomi eliminated Manila on "All Stars 4," the whole world was gooped!

I was gooped to see y'all all there for my surprise party!

by iamvered February 2, 2019

Goobed

Being big mad or upset because someone said or did something that pissed you off.

In relation to the 6ix9ine hit song Gooba.

Zion is goobed over what Erik and Rudi said about him.

by Zlew22 May 10, 2020

goofey

Goofey - my nickname.
It's spelled with an "E" and it does not have any connection to the word "goofy" you slow retarded fucks.
@yefoog

Thank you.

Yo, Goofey! Wanna hop on COD bro?
It's a fucking nickname. Tards.

by Wisksoso February 25, 2021

Goofado

Goo-Fado - Goofy by nature. Natually goofy without trying. Funny without trying to be funny. crazy

that sales man is goofado.

by JDMrolla September 2, 2011