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glomp

a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....
Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!
by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010
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glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.
by Ransom January 4, 2005
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Glomp

As her pussy grool drips down my shaft, and off my balls, I glomped, filling her to the brim.
by Donaldglomp October 9, 2016
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glomp

What Shelley does.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.
Shelley: "M!!! Hi!" *glomps*
M: "Choking! not breathing!"
Shelley: *crushes ribs*
by Duskatala October 8, 2011
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glomp

an awesome tackle hug by the glomp master Goddess
by Tetty January 16, 2009
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glompe

to grab the penis area and cause it to erect. Usually done by the opposite sex.
She glomped me!!!, The tiger Glomped you. I want to glompe you...
by adjad May 14, 2006
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glomp

Often used as a sound effect, usually related to biting something in a large way.
Also often used as a cute word to describe the way someones significant other will limpet onto their other half. This can manifest itself as hugging and putting their mouth over their shoulder, not quite biting, but more like the sound effect use of Glomp.

Glomp is very common in Anime comics.
"don't chew the sofa."
"ok."

*moments pass*

"hmmm..."
*GLOMP*
by DC January 13, 2005
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