give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016

I ain't giving no fucks

1. Meaning: This phrase means that the person doesn't care one bit.

Example: Carter: Dude I got a dub on Fortnite
Sam: I ain't giving no fucks about you winning
Carter: ...

by Not afraid to let go November 25, 2020

give-a-fuck-ability

The ability either learned or naturally posessed by a person to give-a-fuck.

Johnny cleaned up that mess without even being told, he sure has a high level of give-a-fuck-ability.

by Bru April 10, 2012

I give 0 fucks

Means that the person that this refers to gives absoultey no fuck about something/anything

I give 0 fucks the cops came

by Bromar July 18, 2011

I don't give a fuck

What a lot of teenagers say when they're annoyed or mad with someone, especially when someone corrects their spelling, or as they incorrectly like to refer to it as: grammar.

I don't give a fuck, or "no fuck were given" meant you didn't care, but it has turned into a forced insult. Althought teenager may say "You can correct my grammar all you want, because obviously I don't give a fuck" they obviously care about having something they wrote corrected.

You can do whatever you want, I don't give a fuck. I have better things to do.

by Luweik September 16, 2012

I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.

Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018

someone who gives a fuck

Sadly, no one like this exists. The shit you just said is understood by 0.00001% of people, a.k.a. you. Also, 0.00001% of people give a fuck, thus proving my point. If I were you I would suggest trying to get some friends you absolute loner. Also, congratulations. You have just got a world record. You got it for having no one give a fuck about what you said. Bravo👏.

Someone: Hey I-

You: Show me someone who gives a fuck
Someone: ...

by sklep December 19, 2021