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Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.
I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.
by keepinit247 February 21, 2011
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gimp hand

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.
never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.
by squomp January 15, 2011
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Gimple-Speak

When characters in The Walking Dead universe begin to give long-winded nonsensical and unrealistic monologues about why the world is different now and why that's okay. It often times is followed by or preceding some other philosophical babble to try and enhance the "philosophically" written dialogue which is mostly anything but. These are usually written by or match the tone directly of Scott M. Gimple. Avid showruiner of The Walking Dead franchise.
Person 1: "Hey, did you watch the new episode of Fear The Walking Dead last night? Did you hear Morgan's speech?"

Person 2: "No, I'd rather not subject myself to 'Gimple-Speak' which infests both shows now."
by HeroesUnite August 8, 2019
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Shit Gimp

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.
"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"
by #12345 November 5, 2017
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finger gimp

Dude dylan velitstra is a finger gimp
by Scarlette Foxx December 27, 2017
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Gimp Nugget

A gimp with no legs or arms. Permanently in a vegetative state.
by bossboss69 October 30, 2020
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gimpatron

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!
'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'
by bec.93 May 16, 2010
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